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When they came for the juice drinkers,
I remained silent;
I did not drink juice.

When they locked up the milk guzzlers,
I remained silent;
I was lactose intolerant.

When they came for the tequila shooters,
I did not speak out;
I never touched the stuff.

When they came for the coffee drinkers,
I did not speak out;
It was not my beverage of choice.

When they came for CoffeeMatté,
there was no one left to speak out.
Updated: 2017-12-14
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