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If you are in desperate need for a CoffeeMatté fix, why not contact the FDA and demand they drop their unwarranted and politically motivated investigation of CoffeeMatté. When they came for the juice drinkers, I remained silent; I did not drink juice. When they locked up the milk guzzlers, I remained silent; I was lactose intolerant. When they came for the tequila shooters, I did not speak out; I never touched the stuff. When they came for the coffee drinkers, I did not speak out; It was not my beverage of choice. When they came for CoffeeMatté, there was no one left to speak out. |
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